Cool. Today we get to celebrate fifty-five posts on my blog!
This means so much to me. I'm so grateful to the fans, the people who make this all possible, my family and friends, and above else my wife and kids.
So, thank you America! I Love You!
[sounds of thousands cheering in the background]
Today is a new day, and today is the day!
Uh...hmmm....maybe we need some jams!
[goes to youtube to find something cool]
Uh, I'll be back.
announcer voice: Coming up next post, killer jams from youtube on this stinkin' blog!